Once the feds vowed to smite future “wardrobe malfunctions,” the customers started bolting the annual TV franchises where those malfunctions and their verbal counterparts are apt to occur. An award show sanitized of vulgarity and encased in the prophylactic of tape delay is an oxymoron.

According to Rich, the real reason people watch these award shows is that they are hoping for a glimpse of a little soft porn. Has the Left lost its collective mind?