Catherine:

i’m not willing to let the demos take over our lance bracelets. they’ve been remarkably quiet about kerry’s prostate cancer, so they can’t bathe in the reflected glow of lance’s courage in his health battle and his tour victories. lance demonstrates american strength and determination in his biking triumphs in france, while kerry bows to french surrender in his american campaign. besides, lance is a personal friend of fellow texan george bush, so when democrats wear the yellow bracelet they unconsciously encourage the silent bush vote. let’s hope.