Thanks, Jackson. This sounds utterly preposterous. “Pardon me, Mr. Insurgent! How many hundreds of innocent women and children have the Coalition killed today? My, that’s quite a lot! That George Bush sure is evil! Thanks, I’ll let you get back to your Minuteman-like activities now!”

You might as well examine the entrails of a chicken. That might actually be more accurate, since it’d at least be subject to a sanity check before publication. It’s bound to be thorougly debunked almost as soon as it hits print, but when your study is calculated to create headlines instead of facts I suppose that’s doing just fine.