Ms. Wood,

Am I supposed to stand in the circle while you piss on my leathers?

This is a very open mimded blog. If the above statement is your wish, any number of us will cheerly commence an increase in our liquid consumption in order to fulfill your desire. Alternatively, you might try and buy a clue?

Charlie(C),

Sometimes a Spenserian hand will be understood and sometimes crayons on the back of Safeway bags is the only way to go.