Dear Hollywood,

Your take on this might make some sense if there was not a steaming, malodorous mountain of counter-examples, pointed to in this and many other threads here and elsewhere, that refute any and all charges of censorship.

Now, be a dear and see above regarding the ill-fated but much needed pump. If you have no rubber ducky of your own one will be provided to you at no expense to yourself – we do love and care about you and your toys and petty amusements. After all, we haven’t spent all these years coddling your every whim for any reason other than deepest affection and respect.