Perpetual adolescents can sometimes be a real nuisance.

The pump don’t work, children, ’cause the vandals took the handle. Now, be good little Moonbats and go play with your rubber duckies while the nice Mr. Blair helps the nice Mr. Bush fix the pump so we can PUT OUT THE FREAKIN’ FIRE!

Jeepers these Moonbats with Microphones just make ya wanna scream sometimes.