Roger L. Simon

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Getting Your Durantes Straight

July 18, 2004 - 8:17 am - by Roger L Simon
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2004-07-18 14:56:18

PeterUK–

If we’re going to use the Everly Brothers, I prefer “Wake Up Little Susie”:

Wake up Little Valerie. Wake Up Little Valerie. Wake Up!

Wake up Little Valerie and weep.

My interview’s over, it’s five o’clock

and I’m in trouble–deep!

Wake up Little Valerie, Wake Up Little Valerie. Wake Up!

My story wasn’t so hot.

It didn’t have much of a plot.

I lied like a creep,

my goose is cooked,

my reputation is shot.

Wake up Little Valerie!

etc.