UPDATE: National Jewish Democratic Council CEO Ira Forman says in an email statement that he’s checked with Israeli officials, who told him “Israel does not perceive any change in the U.S. policy regarding this matter.”

So now all of you can unbunch your panties. The original story was untrue. Well done, though. If you keep the hyperbolic knob pegged at 11 you can drown out the sound of the loose marbles bouncing around in your heads.