And then Dan stood, picked up his Vegas lounge microphone, and sang:
“Some people’s hot
Some people’s cold
Some people’s not very
Swift to behold
Some people do it
Some see right through it
Some wear pyjamas
If only they knew it
The pyjamas people are boring me to pieces
They make me feel like I am wasting my time
They all got flannel up ‘n down ‘em
A little trap-door back aroun’ ‘em
An’ some cozy little *footies* on their mind
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Lawd, they make you sleepy
With the things they might say
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
*Mother, Mary ‘n Jozuf*, wish they’d all go away!
Po-jama people!
It’s a po-jama people special…
Take one home with you & save a dollar today
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Wrap ‘em up
Roll ‘em out
Get ‘em out of my way…”
HOY! HOY! HOY!
