No, ace, that isn’t going to work.

The economy had NOT “totally collapsed”, it had entered a steep recession, but it was pretty far from collapsing.
If it collapses, you’ll know it.
There was a sharp spike in unemployment, which is still with us, despite the Alleged Hawaiian’s efforts.

Obama really inherited only one war, since GWB had effectively already won the war in Iraq, (in spite of Obama and his allies’ best efforts to sabotage us there).

And neither did we have anything even remotely near a failed health care system. Quite to the contrary, the vast majority of us had health care, and polled as fairly satisfied with it. These are the people who are swelling the ranks of the TEA Party.

Mass Corruption? And Obama has addressed this exactly HOW?
Oh, yes…by throwing so much money at them that they are buried under it.

No, hotshot, you’re trying mightily to paint the ante-Obama period as some kind Dark Age, but it simply isn’t going to wash because people remember that on average, most of GWB’s tenure was alright.

Now you personally may have a disciplined Outer Party mind, complete with a moonbat memory-hole, so you can easily convince yourself that we were living in caves and picking lice from each others’ heads and dying of amoebic dysentery in our twenties before the ObaMessiah hove to, but that’s only your own political defective mentality.

The rest of us don’t buy it.