Holdfast-

Alas, my knoweldge of the US civil war is limited to its impact on blind, lesbian, left-handed Hindu slaves.

You know you’re in trouble when you’re high school is named after Patrice Lumumba and your ciriculum is designed by Howard Zinn and Susan Sontag.

What do you name the sports teams? The Fighting Allendes?

And what sports do progressives actually play? Hegemony or Survival?