The article as a whole may not be up to Onion standards, but I think the sentence “It’s not entirely fresh information that President Bush skipped a 1972 medical exam needed if he was to keep flying fighter jets for the Texas Air National Guard, but CBS’ “60 Minutes” has turned the heat up on this skillet” deserves an honorable mention in The Annals of the Unintentionally Hiliarious (a publication I just invented).