You teabaggers have been so pumped up about this race that you actually believe you have a chance to win in a state that is 3 to 1 Democratic. Astonishing! You’re gonna be so CRUSHED on Tuesday! And you can be sure that I’ll be here to pour lot’s and lot’s of salt in your wounds and rub your nose in that stuff in your diaper.
In fact, I’m taking down all the names of the chest thumpers. They get extra salt.

[Thanks for your input, Praetorian. But for someone with such an august name, I'm confused. Are you talking about Lot's Wife or lots of salt? - The Management]