I asked Retard Peepers “What have you ever done to contribute to society?”

That really put her into a tailspin. Been very thoughtful and frothy ever since. Well, all that conjutatin’ has paid off. She now has a plan for contributing:

56. rachel peepers:
“From now on, in order to get my country back, there is virtually no mission that I won’t lead . . . Needless to say, as far as I’m concerned, the need to save this great nation trumps all state and federal laws . . . all of my actions henceforth will be as brutal and as devoid of compassion as I am capable.”

Well, well, well, I look forward to the onslaught of self-righteous indignation and loser’s angst that will no doubt define your march to permanent irrelevance. But you haven’t yet identified the mission which you will lead. This concerns me.

As a potential loyal follower of Frau Peepers, I urge you to take command. You can’t stand idle any longer, waiting for your cause and process to be handed down from News Corps. Beck is busy down in The Villages riling up retirees. You simply must decide on your own what that cause, that mission, will be.

To help you get started, I’ll offer an idea. You guys can spitball it. . . . Baby Farms. That’s right, put unemployed single women to work birthing the next generation of American patriots. Of course, there will have to be some “screening” involved. But I’m sure we can get some good seed stock from the fellas right here at PJM. Think about it. It’s not as retarded as it first sounds.

Hail Rush. Go Sarah.