Praetorian, you’re right. We really, secretly do want to be conscripted into the socialists new world order where we toil for the benefit others. Where our lives are dictated from birth to death, dusk to dawn by a bunch of elitist Leftists in DC.

Sir, you are gravely mistaken and if you are unable to sense the deep anger of the American people, those not sucking at the government teat, then I suggest you get out of your cloistered urban enclave.

The advantage we have over the Left is that we are armed, angry, and have a lot of military veterans with exceptional martial skills.