ABB News

reporting: Tim McPoo

In a follow up to the investigation into charges that Iraqi PM Allawi executed several insurgents, ABB has learned new information. The execution was attended by several Americans, including cafeteria workers from Halliburton and the Bush twins. ABB has uncovered that Halliburton has been contracted by the interim Iraqi government to provide last meals to any insurgents Allawi executes. In a further development, Halliburton apparently also charges the insurgents for the meals, resulting in a double charge.

This reporter has had the opportunity to interview PM Allawi. I asked him where he got the gun. Allawi said, “I recently rented Bowling for Columbine and saw that bank where you get a gun for opening a checking account. So I went there.”