LOL Times

Wilson answers latest charges of distoring the facts

reported by Tim Rotten

No sooner had the incomparable Joe Wilson bravely beaten back his critics with his response in the WaPo when new charges emerged. The sentence in dispute was: “In fact, with 2-year-old twins at home, Valerie did not relish my absence for a two-week period.” Several senior Adminsitration officials and anonymous relatives challenged the idea that anyone in their right mind could stand being around Wilson for more than a few minutes. One official indicated that “the President of Niger begged us to take him back.”

Witnesses claimed to have seen agent Plame literally jump for joy when informed that her husband would have an extended stay several thousand miles from Washington. She was noticeably disappointed when informed of a typo. Originally Wilson’s travel orders read “two years.” This reporter pressed Wilson for comment. He said that he stands by his statemennt that Valerie did not relish his absence for two weeks. Truthful as always. I report, you deride.