n no way could the collective brain power of the community at Wakebook wish to possess the intellect of a great Jewish conservative such as Norm Podhoretz, the author of “Why The Jews Are Liberal,” and while we commend him for his academic generalization of all the liberal Jews on our website, it is with a wanton displeasure that we carry the burden of informing Mr. Podhoretz that his contribution to the conversation is as valuable as the dung heap left in Obama’s Yard by his cowboy from Crawford and he has been let go.

As Mr. Podhoretz has taken it upon himself to classify all of the Jewish liberals in the United States as well as misguided children of God, it naturally follows that this Editor In-Chief, an Obama Voter, supporter of Israel and Ashkanazi raised by Sephardim, is assumed to be a top client. Furthermore, as we were not aware that Mr. Podhoretz was involved contractually with us and indeed most of my friends, it has taken some time for me to adhere to the advice of my attorneys and ask for Mr. Podhoretz’s resignation, effective immediately.

The matter arose almost surreptitiously as this Editor ended his evening at home with his wife. We had just finished with a wonderful Rosh Hoshana dinner in Beverly Hills. In retrospect, now having known of Mr. Podhoretz’s erudite and yet unnecessary and incessant, subtle racism, I would have never hired Mr. Podhoretz in the first place and indeed raced home to sever the relationship.