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Colleagues: You all are placing an undue burden on me–I have to be gone 3 hours a day for radiation treatments–I have to urinate every hour therefrom. The pace of this discussion is surpassing my ability to maintain health or bodily functions–For God’s sake: Slow down!

Now from a public health standpoint (that would be me): if you are a man over 45–get your PSA checked; if you are a woman over 40: have a mammogram. Trust me: it will save your life and make all of this crap we are talking about pale by comparison.