RogerA and Rick Ballard-

Are you guys trying out for the New York Times or what?

If I remember correctly (and I always do), I was once asked what I looked like. I responded that one need only imagine the offspring of a Buddy Hackett-Ethel Merman coupling. There was no mention of feather boas and thigh-high black leather boots with 13 inch stilleto heels. That was in another post regarding what I do in my spare time.

Let’s get the facts straight.