The NRO notes that Joe Wilson hasn’t been on television since July 2!

The VRWC has all but concluded he has been abducted and is being held against his will in a TV studio dressing room. It is rumored Wilson no longer has access to either pancake makeup or his personal coiffuress. Mon dieu!

It is suspected he cannot even watch videos of his appearances on the closed-circuit monitors. He is sustaining himself with a hand-held mirror.