I’d feel better if at least one guy he knew mentioned the mistress. Just one. Guys gossip. If he’s not gossiping- is he dipping his wick elsewhere?

and why is the mistress coming out of the closet? Ben Stein writes about giving money to long-term acquaintances in financial binds. I doubt he’s cheating.

I want Perry for the nomination. I don’t think Cain is a good candidate. But I don’t know that he’s got hot and cold running mistresses.

Although, for all future Republicans- can we run internet ads where we show our people doing stuff- hunting moose, jogging, repairing fences, riding horses, etc- and say ‘ of course our people are hot! yours are not!’ and show O wearing a helmet riding, or flinching from a karate exhibition. “Of course people fantasize about ours! Yours are girly-men!”