You know, I knew I heard something in the dark last night. I thought it was just the wind blowing up more weather, but now I understand it was the sigh of relief emanating from editorial offices around the country.

The Kerry meltdown was just about to get to the point where the MSM would have to cover it, and the Republican convention is about to start. Disaster! The negative spin machine is running low on fuel!

Now all is well. Look, everybody, over yonder! Spies! Zionists! Nothin’ up our sleeves, honest! This Is Important! Nothing to see here, go over there and Pay Attention!

Coming up next: Arafat comments on Zionist activism driving Bushitler’s anti-Arab imperialism, as revealed by Mossad penetration of the decision-making process. You heard it here first.

Regards,

Ric Locke