<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2008/03/03/headed-to-dc/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:15:35 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Headed to DC</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[I&amp;#8217;m off to DC this morning to attend the Politics Online Conference.  I will be on a panel Wednesday at 1:15P.  I promise &amp;#8211; no Power Points.  (I don&amp;#8217;t no how to do them anyway.)  I&amp;#8217;ve been trying out  my jokes on my daughter.  &amp;#8220;Oh, dad&amp;#8230;.&amp;#8221; she says, scrunched face&amp;#8230;. Maybe I can do some rewriting on the plane.  [Never plan jokes.-ed. You don&amp;#8217;t say? Ever go to a Jackie Mason Show?]]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:56:35 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2008/03/03/headed-to-dc-n215293</link></item></channel></rss>