<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2007/12/12/gag-me-with-a-coke-spoon/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 03:42:08 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Gag me with a coke spoon!</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[The longer this campaign season goes on, the more meretricious it becomes.  Now the Clinton folks are about to attack Obama for drug use.  Well, gag me with a coke spoon!  If this doesn&amp;#8217;t win the hypocrisy sweepstakes, what does?  All they are doing is reminding us of one of Bill&amp;#8217;s most famous myriad howlers &amp;#8211; &amp;#8220;I tried it but I didn&amp;#8217;t inhale&amp;#8221; &amp;#8230;. right up there with &amp;#8220;I didn&amp;#8217;t have sex with that woman.&amp;#8221;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:56:03 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2007/12/12/gag-me-with-a-coke-spoon-n214828</link></item></channel></rss>