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Monthly Archives: November 2007

Acad Awrds: Warner Brothers with cool freebie

November 30th, 2007 - 1:51 pm

In my umpteen years as an Academy Member (in excess of 20, I’m afraid), I have seen the Award freebies change considerably. Used to be we would get boxes of VHS video cassettes (remember them?) configured like treasure chests accompanied with over-priced, useless brochures. Then came the DVDs in fancy boxes. Lately, those have been scaled down some to simple mailing envelopes (an improvement… but maybe they’re ashamed of the movies).

They also send me copies of the screenplays up for best script. I almost never read them because I don’t have the time. Seeing the movie is more than enough.

But this year Warner Brothers has come up with a clever new approach, which got my attention. They have sent us scripts for The Brave One, The Bucket List, The Assassination of Jesse James and Michael Clayton on a flash drive. Popped right up on my Mac. Will I read the scripts? Doubt it. But I’ll remember them fondly when I see the movies. (Now… will the screenplays drag and drop into the trash, yielding a clean flash drive?… Hmmm….)

The Next Bill Gates?

November 30th, 2007 - 8:38 am

What will this man do with all his money?

The Presidential Debates are a National Joke

November 29th, 2007 - 9:48 am

Today’s Drudge headline – BOOB TUBE: CNN DUPED BY HILLARY PLANT AT REPUBLICAN DEBATE – is yet another example of the pathetic quality of the endless presidential debates. But it isn’t just the dubious provenance of these questions – or even their inanity – that makes these events so pointless. It is their basic construction, actually their very existence, that makes a mockery of our democracy. Has anyone learned a single thing about anybody from these events? They are an embarrassment, a national joke. Amusing as people like Stephen Green are, satirists like him are in the unfortunate position of having to parody a parody.

The danger behind this is that it makes our presidential candidates (all of them) seem like idiots. [Maybe it's true. -ed. How would I know? Not from these "debates."] It also makes the media seem like clowns and reduces everything to spectacle of the sort you wouldn’t even get at a third-rate Vegas hotel way off the Strip.

Is there a solution to this? Yes, stop this nonsense and do in-depth interviews with the candidates about subject matter that counts…see what they think… what their policies are. Then, we narrow this sideshow down to some people who might conceivably be president, we can have a debate – with enough time alloted for the candidates to explain their point of view. Simple-minded? Yes. But not nearly as simple-minded as we currently have.

Annapolis: Saudis without Ear Phones

November 28th, 2007 - 8:10 am

Maybe it’s there somewhere in our dreary mainstream media, but it wasn’t until I read Allison Kaplan Sommer’s description of Israeli reaction to the Annapolis conference on Pajamas that I noticed what is by far the most telling detail from that event: The Saudi Foreign Minister didn’t even bother to put on his ear phones for Olmert’s speech.

Well, how despicable is that! Not as despicable as the sick, misogynist Saudi culture itself – very little could be – but a plenty could indication of the values and character of the Saudi leadership. In other words, somewhere south of Attila.

And all I can think of is that we continue to enable this with our addiction to oil. Of course, it’s now worse because our leading banks are now becoming hostage to this same culture (with insignificant modifications).

Two words: energy independence.

It’s not just the Palestinians and Israelis who are in need of a “road map” (or some people think they are anyway). The rest of us need one for purposes of understanding the unbelievable amount of information available online, according to Richard Fernandez, writing on Pajamas today. Only evidently we’re not going to have one.

Like some vast terra incognita, the undiscovered country of human knowledge expands constantly, defying even attempts to survey it.

Richard is responding to a piece in The New Yorker by Anthony Grafton, which waxes nostalgic for the printed word and his days and nights in the New York Public Library. As an author of books, I certainly sympathize with Grafton, but, like Fernandez, recognize the inevitability of everything digital, even though I haven’t bought a Kindle yet. (Well, it’s only been a week or so… fast even for an early adopter like me. I just bought my iPhone two days ago.)

What’s interesting to me about the Kindle is how it blurs the line of books and digital media even while attempting to imitate the look and feel of a book. Perhaps it is a transitional device. In fact, it has to be a transitional device. Everything is, isn’t it?

(Richard’s article, btw, is definitely worth a look.)

Why I Heart Huckabee on Annapolis

November 26th, 2007 - 7:43 am

Ever hopeful and credulous, I would support the current Middle East peace discussions at Annapolis, but the fact that it is all a dance to get the Saudis to give their imprimatur to the process makes me want to throw up. Like Mike Huckabee, I am disgusted with our leadership and our country (yes, all of us) that we have not moved faster for energy independence to wean ourselves from these Neanderthal misogynists. [But how do you really feel?-ed. You just heard it.]

Thompson vs. Fox

November 25th, 2007 - 12:54 pm

When it comes to covering presidential campaigns, I’m a distinct amateur (just some guy in “pajamas”, as they say), but having just interviewed Fred Thompson, I can’t resist putting in my one and a half cents on this morning’s dustup between Fox’s Chris Wallace and Thompson.

Former Sen. Fred Thompson (R-Tenn.) suggested on Sunday that Fox News is biased against his campaign, charging that the network highlights commentators who have been critical of his run for the presidency.

In an interview on “Fox News Sunday,” host Chris Wallace pressed Thompson on how some conservatives have lambasted Thompson’s campaign and showed clips of Fox conservative commentators Charles Krauthammer and Fred Barnes criticizing the former senator.

Thompson said, “This has been a constant mantra of Fox, to tell you the truth.”

Etc. … Well, Thompson has a point. Not just Fox but all the networks have a pretty set way of covering the campaign that is based on fairly shallow conventional wisdom. The coverage of the candidates’ views on the issues is similarly shallow – and not just on Fox, obviously. This is a universal problem. No wonder Thompson was grateful for the opportunity to explain his view on the War on Terror, at least, in our interview linked above.

Of course, the networks’ methods are just a product of a presidential election system, which is itself decades out of date. The kind of retail politics being practiced in Iowa and New Hampshire is almost comically out of step with needs of the modern presidency. We act as it we want to elect someone who is good at hanging out in coffee shops and schmoozing, when nothing could be further from the President’s actual job when in office. A business would find this method of choosing its employees – or executives – ridiculous.

I know I’m tooting my own company’s horn here, but I think if people watched the PJM interview with Thompson they would learn more about the candidate than a month of state fair photo ops. We’re in the 21st Century, folks. Enough of that cutesy nonsense – it’s wasting our time.

And I will say one thing more about Messrs. Krauthammer and Barnes, referred to above. As I noted, I have little personal experience of political campaigns, but I have worked in Hollywood for thirty years, a very similar town to Washington, as I am far from the first to say. (“Washington is Hollywood for ugly people, etc.”) Both towns run on that most deadly of sins – envy. The common scuttlebutt about Thompson (or anybody) is often motivated and distorted by that envy. Let’s try to find out what the people (candidates) really think.

Proof that Hitchens was right on religion…

November 24th, 2007 - 10:08 pm

… comes from the smarmy opinions of this self-righteous cleric. I wonder what he makes of this.

This woman is pretty good looking, but I have to say she sounds like an eco-nitwit. If she wants a world with no (or few) children, how does she expect her cherished English social system to work? Who is going to pay for her national health health and state pension when she is old and gray? [She's probably rich and doesn't care. -ed. But what about everybody else?... Oh, never mind.]

La Vie En Rose – Watched (actually I would have Ejected but I love Piaf’s music… the movie was interminable… but, hey, it’s Thanksgiving and it aided digestion.)

As you will recall, these are supposed to be one word movie reviews – watched or ejected – to indicate what I did with my Academy DVDs. But, as you can see, I haven’t been able to live up to my goal. I will try harder.