<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2006/06/16/why-didnt-somebody-tell-my-mother/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 07:22:09 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Why didn't somebody tell my mother?</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[She obviously didn&amp;#8217;t know about the &amp;#8220;Hygiene Hypothesis&amp;#8221; when she would be angry at me for tracking in half the mud holes from Van Cortlandt Park:]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 15:51:22 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2006/06/16/why-didnt-somebody-tell-my-mother-n212481</link></item></channel></rss>