<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2006/04/05/cbs-prolongs-our-agony/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 04:21:22 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>CBS prolongs our agony</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Determined somehow to prove that an anchorman (or woman) is still a relevant profession in 2006,  CBS has named Katie Couric, in the words of their press release,  &amp;#8220;Anchor and Managing Editor of The CBS EVENING NEWS WITH KATIE COURIC.&amp;#8221;  Note the nearly (or actually) pathological narcissism of the title, undoubtedly negotiated to death by a team of lawyers, which elevates Couric to equal billing to the news itself.  It&amp;#8217;s almost as if CBS were acknowledging that this was not going to be the truth, but only the &amp;#8220;world according to Couric,&amp;#8221; a field day for deconstructionists. The desperation in this choice and in the need to preserve the role of &amp;#8220;Anchor&amp;#8221; itself is palpable.  In the summer of 1995 I issued an endangered species alert for  the Anchormanus Pomposis. I didn&amp;#8217;t know then the Anchormanus Pomposa was in the wings.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:37:23 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2006/04/05/cbs-prolongs-our-agony-n211883</link></item></channel></rss>