<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/12/28/you-will-be-relieved-the-elevator-has-been-fixed/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 03:32:24 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>You will be relieved. The elevator has been fixed...</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[You remember &amp;#8211; the one in which former Oil-for-Food head Benon Sevan&amp;#8217;s aunt had the unfortunate accident. In her latest WSJ opinion piece, Claudia tells us for the incredible visit by Hyde Committee investigators to Cyrprus where they met Mr. Sevan himslef. [Time to go back to mystery writing.-ed.  You couldn&amp;#8217;t make anything like this up.  You don&amp;#8217;t have to.]]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 08:01:07 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2005/12/28/you-will-be-relieved-the-elevator-has-been-fixed-n210853</link></item></channel></rss>