Comments on: Well, if the Nobelist says so… http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/ The blog of the mystery writer, screenwriter and CEO of Pajamas Media Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:26:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Kevin P http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68857 Kevin P Sat, 12 Nov 2005 00:50:04 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68857 beautifulatrocities: There will be no "anger" in the toothless agreement that the el Bar presents to Iran. We don't want them to feel bad and burn up cars in their rage so the wording will be the diplospeack version of "we are so grateful that you have decided to live up to the agreement you signed and to show our gratitude we will give you lots of money and we won't insult your pride by actually insisting that we can verify that you are in compliance. Please forgive us for the mess we leave on your floor as we bow and scrape our heads on the floor as we leave. we deserve it. Remember the crusades. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You. Please, please, please. beautifulatrocities:

There will be no “anger” in the toothless agreement that the el Bar presents to Iran. We don’t want them to feel bad and burn up cars in their rage so the wording will be the diplospeack version of “we are so grateful that you have decided to live up to the agreement you signed and to show our gratitude we will give you lots of money and we won’t insult your pride by actually insisting that we can verify that you are in compliance. Please forgive us for the mess we leave on your floor as we bow and scrape our heads on the floor as we leave. we deserve it. Remember the crusades. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You. Please, please, please.

]]> By: beautifulatrocities http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68856 beautifulatrocities Fri, 11 Nov 2005 18:39:34 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68856 Team America, Hans Blix to Kim Jong Il: "If you don't stop making these WMDs, we will be VERY ANGRY with you, & we will send you a letter TELLING you how angry we are!" Team America, Hans Blix to Kim Jong Il: “If you don’t stop making these WMDs, we will be VERY ANGRY with you, & we will send you a letter TELLING you how angry we are!”

]]> By: tefta http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68855 tefta Fri, 11 Nov 2005 17:18:59 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68855 Read on another blog that SoS Rice said words to the effect of no way Jose. Read on another blog that SoS Rice said words to the effect of no way Jose.

]]> By: Anthony (Los Angeles) http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68854 Anthony (Los Angeles) Fri, 11 Nov 2005 16:19:15 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68854 Hmmm... I suspect Roger will have to start giving out his own version of Ed Morrisey's "Capt. Louis Renault Award." El-Baradei looks like he's about to earn it. Hmmm… I suspect Roger will have to start giving out his own version of Ed Morrisey’s “Capt. Louis Renault Award.” El-Baradei looks like he’s about to earn it.

]]> By: TigerHawk http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68853 TigerHawk Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:52:41 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68853 I'm happy that the Germans are on the case. I've heard that they've moved the <i>Graf Spee</i> and the <i>Deutschland</i> into the Persian Gulf, that two divisions of elite paratroopers are being staged in German bases in Ethiopia, and that the United States is letting three panzer divisions stage in Afghanistan and Iraq. Oh. Wait. The Germans don't have any of that stuff. I’m happy that the Germans are on the case. I’ve heard that they’ve moved the Graf Spee and the Deutschland into the Persian Gulf, that two divisions of elite paratroopers are being staged in German bases in Ethiopia, and that the United States is letting three panzer divisions stage in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Oh. Wait. The Germans don’t have any of that stuff.

]]> By: Cardinal Martini http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68852 Cardinal Martini Fri, 11 Nov 2005 10:48:33 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68852 Trust the Germans. They're never reticent about telling everyone exactly what they're up to, which countries they intend to invade, whom they'd like to kill. Trust the Germans. They’re never reticent about telling everyone exactly what they’re up to, which countries they intend to invade, whom they’d like to kill.

]]> By: Dean Esmay http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68851 Dean Esmay Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:21:19 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/11/11/well-if-the-nobelist-says-so/#comment-68851 Trust the mullahs. We know they're very pious. Trust the mullahs. We know they’re very pious.

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