Comments on: Schumer Humor – Tales of the Rich and Fatuous http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/ The blog of the mystery writer, screenwriter and CEO of Pajamas Media Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:41:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: dick http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59544 dick Thu, 21 Jul 2005 05:36:21 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59544 Trust me, not all his constituents love him. I personally hate the b***tard. I think D'Amato was right when he called Schumer a putz!! When I read your posting all I could think of was why didn't that plane crash!! The country would have been much better for it. I don't like myself for thinking that but I did. Trust me, not all his constituents love him. I personally hate the b***tard. I think D’Amato was right when he called Schumer a putz!!

When I read your posting all I could think of was why didn’t that plane crash!! The country would have been much better for it. I don’t like myself for thinking that but I did.

]]> By: richard mcenroe http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59543 richard mcenroe Thu, 21 Jul 2005 02:37:08 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59543 Knucklehead ó They'uh from Noo Yawk Citteh... Seriously, they're used to politicians that are no talk and no results. Remember the traffic sign from The Simpsons: "Welcome to New York: Home of the World-Weary Poseur" Knucklehead ó They’uh from Noo Yawk Citteh…

Seriously, they’re used to politicians that are no talk and no results. Remember the traffic sign from The Simpsons: “Welcome to New York: Home of the World-Weary Poseur”

]]> By: Knucklehead http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59542 Knucklehead Thu, 21 Jul 2005 00:58:47 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59542 <i>His constituents are devoted to him, however, which proves once again that there's simply no accounting for taste.</i> Oh, man, Kyda - ain't that the truth. What is it they like about that greasey, rubber-faced, egotisical, mental-masturbatin' blowhard? Just freakin' bafflin', that's what it is. His constituents are devoted to him, however, which proves once again that there’s simply no accounting for taste.

Oh, man, Kyda – ain’t that the truth. What is it they like about that greasey, rubber-faced, egotisical, mental-masturbatin’ blowhard? Just freakin’ bafflin’, that’s what it is.

]]> By: richard mcenroe http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59541 richard mcenroe Wed, 20 Jul 2005 23:37:49 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59541 At least Schumer admits he's irregular... hmm. maybe not the best guy to share an airline seat with... At least Schumer admits he’s irregular… hmm. maybe not the best guy to share an airline seat with…

]]> By: everyman http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59540 everyman Wed, 20 Jul 2005 19:52:55 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59540 Interesting tale about people for whom I have little regard. But then, there's this, from the website of U.S. Airways: First is not offered on US Airways Express flights. We have to be careful, Mr. Simon. Interesting tale about people for whom I have little regard. But then, there’s this, from the website of U.S. Airways: First is not offered on US Airways Express flights.

We have to be careful, Mr. Simon.

]]> By: someone http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59539 someone Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:32:06 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59539 Funny, the only place I ever see Schumer is in the ritziest boxes of the Metropolitan Opera. (Seriously.) Funny, the only place I ever see Schumer is in the ritziest boxes of the Metropolitan Opera.

(Seriously.)

]]> By: Kyda Sylvester http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59538 Kyda Sylvester Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:15:45 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59538 Chuck Schumer first appeared on my radar screen as a member of the House Judiciary Committee during impeachment. He stated pubicly and unequivocally at the time that not only would he not vote to impeach Clinton based on the evidence presented, but were he a senator, he would not vote to remove Clinton from office. Fast forward to the impeachment trial. Chuck is now Senator Schumer and instead of recusing himself from the proceedings given that his mind was made up long ago, Schumer instead swears an oath to render impartial justice in the case. That was as much as I ever needed to know about Chuck Schumer. His constituents are devoted to him, however, which proves once again that there's simply no accounting for taste. Chuck Schumer first appeared on my radar screen as a member of the House Judiciary Committee during impeachment. He stated pubicly and unequivocally at the time that not only would he not vote to impeach Clinton based on the evidence presented, but were he a senator, he would not vote to remove Clinton from office.

Fast forward to the impeachment trial. Chuck is now Senator Schumer and instead of recusing himself from the proceedings given that his mind was made up long ago, Schumer instead swears an oath to render impartial justice in the case. That was as much as I ever needed to know about Chuck Schumer.

His constituents are devoted to him, however, which proves once again that there’s simply no accounting for taste.

]]> By: Fausta http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59537 Fausta Wed, 20 Jul 2005 17:07:40 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59537 <a href="http://www.mullings.com/" rel="nofollow">Rich Galen</a> observes, <i>In the 1955 movie, "Mr. Roberts" Henry Fonda's title character says of the character played by James Cagney, "I realize in wartime they have to scrape the bottom of the barrel, but where did they ever scrape you up?"</i> <i>Much the same can be said of Chuck Schumer. If you look closely enough you can see barnacle marks on his butt.</i> Ouch, and ouch again. Rich Galen observes,

In the 1955 movie, “Mr. Roberts” Henry Fonda’s title character says of the character played by James Cagney, “I realize in wartime they have to scrape the bottom of the barrel, but where did they ever scrape you up?”

Much the same can be said of Chuck Schumer. If you look closely enough you can see barnacle marks on his butt.

Ouch, and ouch again.

]]> By: Kevin P http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59536 Kevin P Wed, 20 Jul 2005 17:04:53 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59536 Roger: Chuckie doesn't do the prole hero schtick very well. He may think he is Danton but he comes off like a 10th in the line of succesion prince. Kevin Peters Roger:

Chuckie doesn’t do the prole hero schtick very well. He may think he is Danton but he comes off like a 10th in the line of succesion prince.

Kevin Peters

]]> By: Barry Dauphin http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59535 Barry Dauphin Wed, 20 Jul 2005 15:13:09 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/07/20/schumer-humor-tales-of-the-rich-and-fatuous/#comment-59535 No matter what, Chuckie boy manages to get quoted. No matter what, Chuckie boy manages to get quoted.

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