<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2005/02/23/calling-rewrite/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 19:01:32 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Calling Rewrite!</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Okay, there&amp;#8217;s no such thing as &amp;#8220;rewrite,&amp;#8221; but it sure looks like it&amp;#8217;s going to be a loooong Oscar Night if the best Chris Rock can come up with is yet another (yawn) &amp;#8220;Bush is Dumb&amp;#8221; joke like the following he&amp;#8217;s supposedly going to crack us up with:]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 13:08:50 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2005/02/23/calling-rewrite-n207016</link></item></channel></rss>