Give us our rain back!!!!!

Reservoirs overflowing, hills slumping and sliding. But no runaway boulders … yet.

Remember, what we’re getting now you’ll get a few days later.

If Bush had only signed Kyoto the rain would not have come. True it was not ratified until a few days ago, but once global warming knew the brave environmentalists had thwarted its scheme it would have gone away. Just like that.

bad Bush.

bad Rove.

(Just joshing, we LOVE Hollywood and the rest of sunny California. May the heavens turn off the spigot until you need water, again.)

I see. And the dry season begins when?

We measure our “season” from July 1-June 30, because it typically rains here in winter. There is no rainy or dry season, it’s a 12-month period.

That’s the AP for you.

You almost get it. Why are you being kept in the bondage of the oil based transportation system? Because Rove and his Haliburton cronies are keeping you chained to the combustion engine when we all know that enviromentally clean public transportation is available at this moment and the need for individual cars is a plot by Rove and his minions to keep you under his thumb. You know that we already have the knowledge, given to us by the aliens that are imprisoned in Ft. Knox to eliminate pollution, poverty, and hunger in the world but Rove does not want you to have it! When all this is free they can no longer make millions of the backs of the people and controll you with the materealism of capitalism. They fool you with the myth of individual freedom when being absorbed into the hive is the only solution to mankinds misery. They attack the UN because they know that if we only submit to the wisemen of the collective a thousand flowers will bloom and war will end. I agree, the transmission fluid on your driveway can be laid at the feet of Rove and the idiot puppet he has installed in the White House. You must look at the primary source. It is Rove!

I don’t see why you want to let Rove off the hook by simply holding him responsible for all the evil in the world. Clearly the nefarious so-and-so gets his jollies inflicting the pettiest of inconveniences upon us all. If it weren’t for Rove I sureley wouldn’t have that slowly but surely worsening shimmy in the front end of my auto or, for that matter, that ominous looking fluid spot on my driveway. What a rat he is!

Shopping malls will be buried under glaciers!

Nubile teen actors will burn the great books of western civilization while ignoring a library full of wooden furniture!

An actor dressed as Dick Cheney will have to lead the survivors of America over the Rio Grande, hat in hand!

Or maybe not.

It’s not Kyoto. It’s ROVE! The sooner you wake up and realize that all the evil in the world eventually leads back to the evil one then you will begin to have true understanding.

P.S. Your site is great, keep it up.

You know that don’t you?