Comments on: Yes, there is a God…

By: Bruce Hill

Bruce Hill — Fri, 24 Dec 2004 12:53:11 +0000

“Oy, Treyf”.

- Richard Lews as Prince John in “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”, after someone has just plonked down an entire roast pig in from of him during a banquet scene.

By: richard mcenroe

richard mcenroe — Fri, 24 Dec 2004 04:22:20 +0000

What is the point of low-carb pork snacks? They’ll barely even pollute a Muslim…

By: richard mcenroe

richard mcenroe — Fri, 24 Dec 2004 03:03:25 +0000

Er, Roger, under these circumstances, exactly WHAT were you outsourcing during that 4:10 a.m. post?

By: Charlie (Colorado)

Charlie (Colorado) — Fri, 24 Dec 2004 01:25:25 +0000

Treyf. Definitely Treyf.

By: richard mcenroe

richard mcenroe — Thu, 23 Dec 2004 23:44:47 +0000

The key to your downfall, Roger, is the Eeeeeeevil word “organic.”

If preservatives weren’t good for you, God wouldn’t have created chemical companies. Big words ending in “-ites” and “-ates” are your friend…

By: Matteo

Matteo — Thu, 23 Dec 2004 22:04:15 +0000

I’m reminded of a scene in an eighties movie where one character is badly hung over, and the other says, “I’ll make you some lunch. How about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?”

By: Charlie (Colorado)

Charlie (Colorado) — Thu, 23 Dec 2004 21:25:59 +0000

I’ve been fairly abstemious recently, because I’m trying to get down to 220 by my 50th birthday next August (mark your calendars!). But my sister was in town, so we took my mother to her favorite restaurant, Morton’s of Chicago.

I was, I thought, fairly restrained. Sliced tomatoes with vinaigrette, a New York cut, and sauteed spinach with mushrooms. No dessert, but I did allow myself one glass of dry vermouth, it being a holiday dinner and all.

Sick for 36 hours. I’m just not used to eating a piece of meat that size any more.

Sure tasted great, though.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 23 Dec 2004 19:51:19 +0000

Next time try a glass of milk with ten or twelve shakes of Angostura bitters. Cures anything!

By: Jeremy Brown

Jeremy Brown — Thu, 23 Dec 2004 19:50:46 +0000

Hey, Roger. You have my empathy as one who has known similar digestive wrath. It wasn’t pork in my case, though my lifelong atheism probably has had something to do with it.

It’s strange how a bout of gastroenteritis will make atheists and agnostics start talking to God. That Yaweh plays dirty pool.

By: Terrye

Terrye — Thu, 23 Dec 2004 18:54:27 +0000

Roger:

We have all been there.

I know I ate more after I quit smoking. Now I am thinking of starting again so that I can lose weight.

not really.