<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2004/11/24/tales-of-the-red-eye/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 05:46:52 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Tales of the "Red Eye"</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[I&amp;#8217;m in New York.  In all my years of flying over &amp;#8220;flyover country,&amp;#8221; as the part of our nation that actually elects the president is &amp;#8220;graciously &amp;#8221; referred to by us elite coastal types, I have never taken the &amp;#8220;red eye&amp;#8221; West to East (the reverse many times).  I&amp;#8217;ve always been afraid I wouldn&amp;#8217;t be able to sleep and my brains would turn to brie, as I have heard that organ described by neurosurgeons.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 06:30:59 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2004/11/24/tales-of-the-red-eye-n205845</link></item></channel></rss>