<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2004/10/13/never-report-for-duty/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 07:14:16 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Never "Report for Duty"</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[I&amp;#8217;m on my way to the eye doctor (too much blogging?), but about a half dozen people have already emailed to ask for a thread about this. Is there a mystery here? Did Kerry somehow slip out of the military under strange circumstances? I have no idea.  Is it relevant to the present campaign?   Only if you accept the nomination for the presidency by &amp;#8220;reporting for duty.&amp;#8221; But we all know that, don&amp;#8217;t we?]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 08:41:44 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2004/10/13/never-report-for-duty-n205141</link></item></channel></rss>