<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2004/10/06/dept-of-arrrgh/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 11:05:28 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Dept. of Arrrgh!</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[We may be a long way from Lincoln vs. Douglas and the current Presidential/Vice-Presidential Debates may resemble those arcane sports events that appear occasionally on ESPN II in which &amp;#8220;experts&amp;#8221; endlessly explain the rules of games we have barely heard of.  But still, buried beneath the tedium are occasional epiphanies.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2004 08:49:15 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2004/10/06/dept-of-arrrgh-n205063</link></item></channel></rss>