https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2004/09/14/what-ho-horatio-someones-in-my-pool/feed/PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.en-usFri, 12 Jun 2026 16:15:55 -0400<![CDATA[To fair L.A. the herald now commutes And to the Simon Castle he imputes A muse of fire in the Sage above the pool That he too shall play our Omlet for the fool.]]>Tue, 14 Sep 2004 12:24:27 -0400<![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2004/09/14/what-ho-horatio-someones-in-my-pool-n204644