https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2004/07/15/five-on-one/feed/PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.en-usWed, 10 Jun 2026 23:31:17 -0400<![CDATA[I predict that we Laker fans will be a seeing a lot that next season now that Kobe has reupped for what constitutes an unbelievable fortune to everyone South of Teresa Heinz Kerry. How could it be otherwise, with Shaq gone and the likes of Brian Grant on their way? [Remember him?-ed. Sorta. Tallish guy with dredlocks. But about as much of a center as Derek Fisher. You got it.] But hope springs eternal for us fans of course&#8230; unless the Kobester ends up in stir after all. Then Clipper seats just went through the ceiling.]]>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 17:13:41 -0400<![CDATA[Roger L. Simon]]>https://pjmedia.com/roger-l-simon/2004/07/15/five-on-one-n204093