S.M.,

Also don’t forget, billions of people believe that Hell is a real place where you will suffer for all eternity if you don’t practice their religion. They might be wrong, but just in case, you’d better go to mosque on Friday, synagogue on Saturday, and three or four church services every Sunday, just to cover a few of the possibilities.

You’d make us all happier, too. If Liberals did more praying, they’d have less time to think up new ways to tax and regulate our lives.