Hans:

Why don’t you testify as an expert at John Demjanjuk’s trial? Then you can really show your stuff. You can argue the authenticity of Soviet forgeries, proclaim how evidence invalidated at a previous trial is really valid, shrug off the behavior of US Office of Special Investigations prosecutors who knew all along that the charges against Demjanjuk were bogus and play Dr. Freud on the superb reliability of memories of ninety year old men remembering things that “happened” sixty years ago.

Come on, Hans. You are the perfect prostitute for the job. You can deny hundreds of photographs of Jewish commissars shoved in your lying face, deny official State Department documents, deny the admissions of Jewish academics and deny the testimonies of diplomats and statesman who saw it all happen in kosher living color. You’re perfect. Hell, I’ll reccomend you for the job. What more could you ask?