I think we can safely file Hitchens’ piece in the “No S***, Sherlock” file.

Chrissie Hitchens–”Mr. Swayvee and Deboner”–knew exactly where he was traveling when he hopped aboard Obama’s “Chicago Snake-Oil” medicine show wagon. However, now that he’s had his “Oh S***, What Was I Thinking? Moment,” he’s now frantically trying to cover his pasty-white ass.

Sorry, old boy, too late for that. You demanded Obama and now you’re gonna get him–good and hard. So lube up and roll over.