I’m positive that the recent video of bin Bogeyman blaming the U.S. for global warming is a production of ManBearPig studios.

All it needs is a title, and I have a suggestion: how about (drum roll, please) The Mexican Staring Osama of Southern Al (Gore) Qaeda?

On a more serious note, it should have been obvious to anybody a long time ago that a man who could stand by a crook like Slick Willie was a natural snake-oil salesman.