“Palin doesn’t have slips of the tongue. She has tumbles, falls, plunges — off the precipice of reason, if you will.”

Yes, I remember when she said she’s visited 57 states (with 2 more to go!), claim that she didn’t know the translation of a word in Austrian, fumbles the Special Olympics joke, misspells the word “advice” in a letter to a fan, and uhms and uhs her way through every bit of unscripted interview.

Oh, wait. That wasn’t Sarah Palin. It’s the Girl in the Freudian Slip who is currently president of the United States!

(Apologies to girls everywhere for calling the panty-waisted moron in the White House a “girl.” He can’t even throw a baseball as well as we do.)