The twists and turns in Modern Liberal TurkeyLand.
51. Now and Then:
“Heres the only thing that matters, and this applies to EVERYTHING youre upset with – the only reason you complain is because youre not in power.”
Tut, Tut you Powerful Handsome Mixed European – American EVERYTHING Turkey With a Touch of Black, it doesn’t look good getting upset and making accusations about all the “Yous” out there allegedly being upset. Sorta kinda like Mr. President being upset about the scarecrow on his front lawn talking back to him in the middle of the night. It doesn’t look good in front of all your friends either. What will Kevin Jennings think? Well, a loaded baster does rate over a clenched fist.
“Your silence during the Bush debacle made it undeniably clear…”
This may come as a surprise to a Modern Liberal Turkey, but not everyone can be Moses.
“…that lying, stealing, invasion of privacy, usurping of power, profligate spending, demonizing dissent, ignoring the will of the people, demanding up or down votes on justice appointments, co-opting defense bills to ram through domestic agenda items, all of it was fine and dandy because you were the ones doing it”.
Demonizing, dissent, demanding, down, defense, domestic, dandy, doing! Enough alliteration to melt that Golden Liberal Turkey down into coin. Maybe that could pay off the deficit. Maybe. But people would have to bad for a very long time, because many, many, Golden Liberal Turkeys would be needed.
Moving along, Maynard G. Turkey breaks out into some Truther rap in 5/4. Notice the climax, “egged on”. This is a subliminal message to all to bring to light that the Powerful Handsome Mixed European – American EVERYTHING Turkey With a Touch of Black is upset about being left in the lurch by Mr. President’s Pseudo Healthy Turkey Program.
And an Anvil “Amen Brother” to the “serial misinformers at fox News” Is Megan prettier that Sarah?
“No principles. No honesty. No commitment to American ideals. Nothing but free-floating victimhood egged on by serial misinformers at fox News ”
Ending with a white faced “free-floating” Liberal Turkey screaming at the Universe because it is not in line with Modern Liberal Semi-Principles. I guess is if a pansy grows up it is still a pansy?
“Now that somebody else has the power, you whine like a bunch of spoiled rotten five year olds.”
“Grow up, ya bunch of pansies.”
“Blistering in its simplicity. Hilarious in its cadence and rhythm. Keep up the good work.”
Now and Then Dec 7, 2009 – 7:45 pm
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83. Now and Then.
This solves all contradictions, The Infinitely Flexible Universe That Applies Only to Modern Liberal Turkeys. Right on Bro!
“It should be clear by now that I don’t agree with your interpretation of the word “fascist.” It’s not ignorance I exhibit, it’s informed dissent.”
Ya ya ya ya tick tic tic Oh thou Handsome Mixed European – American Turkey With a Touch of Black With Cool Black Genes, what would Anvil Johnson say?
Hey, you might get the Hendrix Karaoke machine for Christmas. Or the chopping block. Good luck! “…such a frustrating mess…”
Merry Christmas.
Gobble gobble Goebbles.
