I am a 53 yo executive with a port wine stain on my left cheek. In the last 10 years there have been amazing laser surgery techniques developed for young people to have these vascular impediments removed and the benefits are amazing not only from a cosmetic standpoint, but also a purely pragmatic medical intervention of future problems. I am sure that the author was trying to infuse humor in his writing, unfortunately it comes across as misinformed and a bit childish – think bully on the playground or drunk at a party.