PARTY ANIMALS

NEWSWIRE:
“…the difference between a hockey mom and a Pit Bull? Lipstick.”
– Sarah Palin
“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
– Barack Obama

If you can let the sleeping Pit Bull lie,
And avoid the donkey and its hooving,
Then here’s a rule for pigs you should apply:
They’re only lying when their lipstick’s moving.

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