Progmeister said: “whaddya say, kids? I mean, frankly, I could do without your ass anywhere mine just as much you can do without my ass anywhere near yours … so let’s get over this bullshit argument and get on with the great national divorce …”

Ya know, Prog, that’s not a terrible idea, if it wasn’t for the whole secession thing had been settled a little while back.

As an alternative, let’s stick to settling things in the arena of ideas. We got Capitalism, the Constitution, self reliance and the ethics of that mean ol’ Bible.

Best I can tell, ya’ll got socialism, the victim society, and a cobbled together union of single-issue voting blocs.

Call me crazy, but I like our odds here.

If your still wanting an address change, I hear Canada or France is pretty close to what your looking for.