“Certain to gain allies that way”

Max, with “allies” such as Major Nutjob ( wanted to use Major Major but that has already been claimed) who needs enemies?

Max, are you bright enough to understand why Enemies are better then allies? Since I doubt that you are, I’ll explain.
Enemies can be trusted. You know they bear you ill will and will do you harm at the first opportunity. So dealing with enemies is just a matter of keeping them in front of you and not giving them an opportunity to do you harm. While looking for something lethal to hit them with.
Allies on the other hand, can stab you in the back, which is nearly always fatal. That means you cannot trust your allies.
Unless, of course, you like being stabbed in the back. Liberals MUST enjoy the process, since they keep voting for politicians that stab them in the back over and over again.
Fortunately for Liberals, stab wounds are seldom lethal to animals with large bodies and small brains. Nature’s way of leveling the playing field, I guess.