JimBob: People goin’ to the ballot box ‘ul think twice about pickin’ a ticket with a dried-up saddle-faced varmit and a green horn who is so wet behind them ears of her’s that she probably thinks that foreign policy is a term where you have a neighborhood dinner event with people from out of town.

Well, it’s not as though voters will have much of a choice on that, aside from which one of them (the “dried-up saddle-faced varmit” or the “green horn [...] wet behind them ears”) is to be President and which one is to be Vice-President.